Materialism

A successful business man parked his brand-new sports car in front of his office. As he exited the car, a truck passed too close and destroyed the driver's side door. The man dialed 911 and, within minutes, a policeman pulled up.

When the man calmed down from his ranting, the officer said, in disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you are."

"How can you say that?" asked the man.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"O, No!" screamed the man. "Where's my Rolex?"