Valentines Day Gift Ideas

Top Ten Things NOT to Get Your Wife on Valentines Day

10. A Red Broom

9. A Years Subscription to Sports Illustrated

8. Lava Soap

7. A Card that Says, "I told you I loved you when we married. 'Nuff Said."

6. A Sleeve of Smokeless Tobacco

5. An Autographed Copy of "Cooking for Dummies"

4. Chocolate Covered Green Tomotoes

3. The CD "Bob Dylan Sings Sinatra"

2. An All Expense Trip to Slate Springs, MS

The Number One Thing NOT to Get Your Wife for Valentines Day

1. NOTHING!! So, you better get busy.